Musings of an Average Mind

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18 Apr


rooster teeth now has more space to hold employees
i also take up space
… interesting

18 Apr bravestwarriors:

The only cupid we need is Catbug! thanks fockse for your submission!! 


The only cupid we need is Catbug! thanks fockse for your submission!! 


18 Apr


Turn me on with your massive, throbbing

Video game collection

18 Apr givemeinternet:

How I will buy pets


How I will buy pets

18 Apr
  • (I work the floor at an independently-owned menswear store. The owner, my boss, spends a lot of time at the shop, and tries to keep prices as low as possible to help our city’s large homeless population get good job interview clothes. A clearly homeless man is wandering around the store. The other patrons are giving him looks.)
  • Customer: “Excuse me, sir?”
  • Me: “Yes, ma’am?”
  • Customer: “I think you may want to call security. That… bum over there, he keeps feeling the suits and muttering to himself. I’m just sure he’s planning to steal one.”
  • Me: “Well, ma’am, I think that’s quite unlikely.”
  • Customer: “Oh, come on, you know how they are! I mean, I’d keep an eye on him even if he wasn’t homeless!”
  • (The homeless man in question happens to be Hispanic.)
  • Me: “We don’t discriminate here, ma’am.”
  • Customer: “Well, I’m sure the owner would want to hear about this!”
  • (I give in and call him over. The customer explains her concerns. As a black man, my boss isn’t happy with her racism, but agrees to talk to the homeless man.)
  • Owner: “Excuse me, sir, are you finding what you need?”
  • Homeless Man: “Well, not really. I’m hoping for something versatile in a dark or navy wool, but most of the options in my size are cut American style instead of European, which fits me a little better. Not to mention they’re all pinstriped, which I really don’t have the build for, you know?”
  • Owner: “I… yes, I understand. I think we may have some options over here, if you’ll follow me. How did you know all that?”
  • Homeless Man: “Back before I lost my job, I used to be really into this stuff. I’m not looking for anything fancy, just something I can use to look good for a job interview later today.”
  • (My boss helps him find something he likes, and comes to the counter with him. The suit is priced at $87.)
  • Homeless Man: *digging in his pockets* “Hang on, I think I’ve got enough.”
  • Owner: *to me* “Take my card. I’m buying it for him.” *to the homeless man* “Here. The suit’s yours, on one condition. After your interview today, you come back and apply for a job here too. Got it?”
  • Homeless Man: “I… oh my God, thank you. Thank you so much.”
  • (Two years later, that formerly-homeless man is my manager, and has a little girl with his new wife—the owner’s sister.)
18 Apr kitroku:

think you should probably lose the my there, that’s the cougar’s house now


think you should probably lose the my there, that’s the cougar’s house now

(Source: memewhore)

18 Apr








if i don’t reblog this everyday assume i’m dead

(Source: oyfey)

18 Apr



Happy rescued fox’s reaction when she sees her rescuers again

this is so freaking cute oh my god

18 Apr


In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

oh my god

(Source: maimedlion)

18 Apr pleatedjeans:




18 Apr

(Source: hailhydrra)

18 Apr


DC > Edouard Relou

17 Apr




17 Apr

Stop setting yourself

on fire for someone who

stays to watch you burn.

Haiku on Perspective 
  (via gothics)

17 Apr


"video games cause people to develop violent behaviors" yeah thats why playing pokemon made me steal the neighborhood pets and endlessly breed them in hopes of one coming out colored weird